VIR 2002.  Hopefully these photos will offend everyone equally.
 

Dat boy gots him a head fulla bad wahr....
 

  • "To-Tuums" Corraliza, from the South Boston Widows and Orphans fund,
  • Bubba, from the WV department of tourism, Muddy Branch division, and
  • Louise, from the Anti-Defamation League of the Midlantic Florist's Union.

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    Innocent victim unwittingly awaits Bald Seagul.  Cebulka's Burger and Bloser's G&T discovered missing later that day.

    Duuuhhm, is dis da right place to put the tape Mister?  MB tackles the job.

    Tom installing the death ray behind the headlights. Note the sinister grin. He really has that Dr. Strangelove thing going.

    Excitement abounds.  You can really feel the magic.

    Yeah right.  Have another beer.  At least he didn't have to blow this one up.

    Sure looks like it's gonna spin!  If it makes it a full lap without breaking down, that is.
     

    Brendan gives it a try.  He manages to to rotate a net total of 720 degrees on that lap.

    Slurpee Special.  Brings new meaning to "Lean on Me"
     

    "Holy Shit!  They sell Pork Rinds here!  Ex-zaaaact-lee!  Best thing for the digestion!  I think I'll take a puke then down some of those!"
    (Yes, he really did that, after decorating the parking lot)
    Meanwhile, Chris guards Scott's car from them thievin' car-jackin' drug dealers.  I woun't park dat in da City wifout sum wheeel-loks.

    Jeez Rick.  There's a trash can over there.  Now I've gotta take that wheel off and clean the rotors..  I thought Dogs were bad.
     

     Separated at birth?


    Blaaaah, Blaah, Did I heer zomeone zay Gin-Tonic?

    Cocktail Hour.  Mr. Gumby with the signature Tonic-Bottle Cup. Seems he likes drinking more than banging two bricks together.

    FOUR DOLLARS JUST TO GET ACROSS THE SUS-Q-HANNA?  That's it.  I'm getting EZPass.

    914 - 1.7 my ass.  Tremper's makin that up!

    I  LIKE  BANG-GING TOO BRICKS TOO-GEH-THE!
     

    Oooh mann...I'm a might bit full, I et a Beebee.  Think I'm a gonna Foster.  Stand Back.
     
     

    I have no idea what is goign on here.  But he sure looks pissed!

    It's hard to find glasses to match the car.  Nice touch!